What is it call when you receive worried and own torment within your armpits?

What is it call when you receive worried and own torment within your armpits?
SAP - Scarey Armpit Pain is caused by the brain wanting to tuck the rest of your body underneath your armpit.
There are two ways to serve with this problem.
Firstly bring bigger armpits.
Secondly transplant your arms where your legs are and legs where on earth your arms are. They will not be your armpits any more they will be legpits.
Sorry--never heard of that one.
Superstar Syndrom?
terrifying pit-pain?
Molly Shannon Syndrome.....